skellingtonstump:

Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this opening from somewhere, and then 

Am I more than you bargained for yet

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mistressofthefags:

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dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thank u for ur contribution

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  • salazar:hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
  • helga:shoot
  • salazar:okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
  • rowena:what
  • salazar:like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
  • rowena:its an eagle
  • salazar:okay whatever
  • godric:i dont think uh
  • salazar:it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
  • godric:okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
  • salazar:oh um okay because i kind of uh
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  • helga:what did you do
  • salazar:NOTHING
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ewelock:

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spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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