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anus:

today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name

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ladynorthstar:

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

no, fucking animatronics

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slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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Its funny how some bands names turn out if you replace some words with ‘crying’

my-homoerotical-romance:

Crying With Sirens 

Crying Out Boy

All Time Crying 

5 seconds of crying 

Tonight Crying

The All American Crying 

Crying 182 

My Chemical Romance 

Crying! At The Disco 

Crying The Kings 

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scorsece:

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN MOVIES LIKE HOW DO YOU NOT FALL IN LOVE OVER AND OVER WITH CHARACTERS AND DROOL OVER CINEMATOGRAPHY AND CRY AT THE SOUNDTRACKS AND STOP BREATHING OVER THE BEAUTY OF THE WORDS I GO INTO A CINEMA AND I WALK OUT A DIFFERENT PERSON HOW DOES THIS NOT HAPPEN TO EVERYONE???/

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skellingtonstump:

Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this opening from somewhere, and then 

Am I more than you bargained for yet

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mistressofthefags:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thank u for ur contribution

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